Power Pals are coming to you live from the cloud this week, your Ghosts of Christmas Past, Present, and Future in the Land of Eternal Endless Holidays. Reminisce on '80s childhood, when we'd order incredibly valuable figures from toy catalogues with no prices. Marvel at the miscellaneous elves of the 1800s, who could be toymakers or ageless sex gods. Behold the legend of KFC's Sweet Lightning as we order from the Denny's menu version of the kama sutra. We get offensive with on-air mold cultures, shirts you can't wear in public, and recent tummy troubles. Finally we end with an homage to "The Princess Bride," the greatest movie whose name we can't seem to remember.